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Game 141: What did I say yesterday?

Remember yesterday how I said we’d probably lose today because we tend to do that a lot, constantly moving in an up and down motion?  Well, we done gone and lost.  Not just lost, but we got shut out to boot!  Because as we’ve learned from the Yankees this season, if there’s anything worth doing, it’s worth overdoing.  It’s a shame too, because even though Shane Greene only lasted 5.2 innings, those 5.2 innings weren’t completely dismal.  Our bullpen was spot on, as well.  The problem, much like the first game of this series, was the offense.  Or in this case, the lack of it.  It certainly was quite nice for the Yankees to help honor Derek Jeter by doing absolutely nothing at the plate, even as he was one of only people to get a hit.  With 21 games left, I have a feeling they’re just playing out the string, but for Jeter’s sake alone, I’d like to at least finish on a good note.

Game 140: A demented waltz.

An odd title for a game wrap-up yes, but it’s a great way to describe how the Yankees have played baseball this season.  We win a game, lose a game, win a couple of games, lose five games in a row….it’s a constant back and forth and back and forth.  Like a demented waltz.  We’re forever marching in a circle it seems.  We lost yesterday, won today, we’ll probably lose tomorrow just to keep the rhythm going.  At least Baltimore lost, as I’m starting to get stick of them constantly winning.  Now I know how their fans felt about us for so long.

Brandon McCarthy didn’t turn in a performance exactly as dominating as Michael Pineda’s from last night, but it was pretty close — 6.2 IP, 6 H, 2 ER, 1 BB, 4 K.  He pitched into the 7th inning at any rate, which is kind of what we expect from our starters, regardless of who we’re playing.  Kelley, Betances, and Robertson made up our relief corps, and combined, they gave up no hits, no runs, no walks, and struck out two.  Hurrah, huzzah, and hallelujah.

It was the Martin Prado show today, as our Babe Ruth-esque slugger went 3-4 with two doubles.  Ichiro went 2-2 with an RBI, John Ryan Murphy went 2-4, and we also got RBIs from Ellsbury, Jeter, Teixeira, and Beltran.  It was a nice, well-rounded effort, one that won’t be repeated if I know my team, and I do.

Game 139: *no words*

I’m not sure what I should most focus on; the fact we held the Royals to just one run or the fact we were unable to score any runs at all.  Both teams had three hits, so it’s not like we were really outplayed.  Kansas City is a great team this season, so at least we didn’t lose to one of the dregs (*cough*BOSTON*cough*), but still.  At least we weren’t no-hit.  We’re 4 1/2 games back of the second Wild Card spot, and with 23 games left, we’re running out of time.  Michael Pineda did everything he was supposed to do.  7.0 IP, 3 H, 1 ER, 0 BB 4 K.  Our bullpen did everything they were supposed to do.  There was no good reason why we should have lost this ballgame.  I mean, there’s literally nothing else to say about the pitching.  The offense…..there’s not much to say about that, either.  Shields is a great pitcher, but it doesn’t really take a lot of effort to shut us down, but a good performance should be rewarded regardless.  I only hope that this afternoon’s game goes a lot better than last night’s did.

Game 138: LOL Red Sox.

Look, I know neither team is making the playoffs, but my hatred for all things Boston burns bright, and watching Uehara give up not only the game-tying HR, but the game-winning one as well, it just made my night.  I immediately went to SoSH to read all the delicious schadenfreude that I could, just to extend the fun.  No, it’s not mature, and I could probably handle my fandom better than that, but as a Yankees fan, there’s precisely one thing we all know for an absolute fact:  The Red Sox suck, no matter what.

Someone else who sucked last night was Chris Capuano.  He’s basically been pretty solid for us all year, but last night, not so much.  He only lasted 4.1 innings, giving up 4 R on 6 H, not to mention two HRs to Big Sloppy.  Our bullpen, though….they had to do yeoman’s work, but they did it well, giving up only one more hit the rest of the game.  We needed them to come through and hold Boston to four runs, in the off chance we’d actually drum up enough offense to win the game.  So, kudos to them for a well-pitched game.

Extra-special kudos go out to Mark Teixeira and Chase Headley however, because without them, this game wrap-up would have an entirely different tone.  We scored three runs in the 3rd, then did nothing until the bottom of the 9th, when it was decided we’d cue the dramatic finale.  Uehara gave up a bomb to Mark, into the 2nd deck no less, then gave up another one to Chase, who promptly began running around the bases before getting doused in Gatorade at home plate.  Aside from them, Derek Jeter went 1-4 with 2 RBI and Carlos Beltran went 1-4 with an RBI.  Aren’t walk-offs fun?  We’re starting a new series tonight against the Royals, and while I’m not holding out any hope that we’ll win the series, let’s just try not to get swept, yeah?

Game 137: WE WON!! WE WON!! WE WON!!

You’ll have to forgive the possibly over-jubilant response to last night’s victory; after Tuesday’s game, I held out no hope that we’d beat the Red Sox, much less by more than one run.  I hate playing the Red Sox, not just because they’re the Red Sox, but every game gives me a quasi-ulcer.  Not to mention, not a single Yankees/Red Sox game can be played in under three hours.  If they’re on ESPN on a Sunday night, no chance it will be less than 3.5 hours.  It’s just one of many reasons watching these games (or in my case, listening to them) is incredibly nerve wracking.

Hiroki Kuroda did what he’s mostly been doing all season, and that’s pitching his ass off.  He’s one of the few pitchers we have that are very reliable and can be counted on to give you a quality start each time out, even if we don’t end up winning the game.  He pitched 7.0 innings, giving up only 1 ER on 4 H, while walking none and striking out eight.  Dellin Betances and David Robertson pitched the last two innings, giving up 0 ER on 2 H while striking out four.  If only we got pitching performances like this all the time, against good teams as well as the crappy ones, we’d be in a lot better shape.

Our offense was also surprisingly on target tonight, tagging Boston pitching for 5 runs on 11 H.  Brian McCann is our Offensive Star of the Game, as he went 4-4 with 3 RBI.  Runner-up is Brett Gardner, who went 2-4 with an RBI, and 2nd runner-up goes to Jacoby Ellsbury, who went 1-3 with an RBI.  Everyone in the starting lineup except Beltran and Drew got at least a hit, so it was nice to see the offense spread around a bit, at least in terms of that.  Tonight’s game better go in much the same vein.

Game 136: I totally expected that.

The Red Sox are arguably one of the worst teams in the American League, if not all of baseball, so naturally we lose to them.  I called that to myself before the game even started.  I really wanted to be wrong, and hoped that when the Red Sox jumped to an early lead we’d snap out of it, but alas, ’twas not to be.  As a side note, I read that the Yankees will be wearing a patch in honor of Derek Jeter, and what I’d like to know is why.  He’s not dying, he’s retiring.  I’m not taking anything away from his legacy, he will rightfully go down as one of the greatest Yankees of all time, not to mention one of the greatest shortstops in all of baseball, but the somewhat overwrought reaction he’s getting whenever the Yankees play in someone else’s ballpark is just a bit….maybe not ridiculous, but a little over the top.  I love him, and I’ll miss him, but he’s not moving to a colony on Mars, people.

Now, on to the pitching last night, which was in a word, abysmal.  Shane Greene started but didn’t stay long, lasting only 2.2 innings, giving up 6 ER on 6 H.  He walked three, struck out three, and gave up two HRs.  Lovely line.  It’s not like our relievers did that much better, giving up a combined 3 ER on 6 H, with 3 BB and 9 K.  The only good part of any of that is the 9 K part, and that was all of relievers put together.  It was a sh!t-show from start to finish.  There’s really nothing else that can be said about it, it was that bad.

To make matters worse, it wasn’t like the offense was any better.  Brian McCann went 2-4 with an RBI, Martin Prado went 2-3 with an RBI, and Derek Jeter went 1-4 with an RBI.  That was pretty much the extent of our vaunted offense.  You can’t win games if you don’t score runs, though it helps if your pitching doesn’t give up nine of them, but if we had any urgency in us whatsoever, we could have pulled this one out.  Hopefully tonight’s game goes much better than this one did.  Hopefully.

Game 135: Will idle wonders never cease?

Game in, game out, the Yankees always find new and exciting ways to lose.  Saturday they lost with only one hit, yesterday they lost with 11!  Progress!  I’m not even going to worry about what other teams are winning or losing, because now that it’s September, it doesn’t actually matter anymore.  Barring some kind of cataclysmic realignment of the entire space-time continuum, we’re not making the playoffs this year.  Which kind of sucks to say out loud, but what can you do?  We just have too many problems that we can’t overcome in a month.  Hopefully next season will be much, much different.

Brandon McCarthy pitched the rubber match, and really, didn’t do that poor of a job.  6.0 IP, 5 H, 4 ER, 2 BB, 4 K.  What made it look worse than it was is the fact he gave up three home runs.  They were all solo shots, so the damage wasn’t as bad as it could have been.  The game was still winnable despite that, as Dellin Betances relieved him and didn’t give up any more runs.  Meaning, the damage had been contained.

With 11 hits, you’d think that would have been enough offense to power us past the Jays, who only scored four runs themselves.  Ah, but you’re forgetting that the Yankees are the undisputed kings of leaving runners stranded on base.  Brett Gardner went 3-5 with an RBI, Martin Prado went 2-4, Francisco Cervelli went 2-4 with an RBI, and Chase Headley went 2-3.  Aside from those four that stood out, no one else really did anything.  I’m not even sure I know what I want from the Yankees in their next game, aside from winning.  They score runs, they lose.  They get lots of hits, they lose.  Their starter goes deep into the game, they lose.  Let’s try for a combination of all three but with a win?  Maybe?  Please?

Game 134: One step forward, one hundred steps back.

I’ve said this about the Yankees before, but it’s coming true more and more it seems.  Just when we appear to have all our sh!t together, we completely fall to pieces the next game.  I’m starting to run out of ways to describe it without translating from English into a foreign language.  I love them, but they’re killing me.  Baltimore is tied with Minnesota right now, though they’ll probably win anyway, Kansas City is losing to Cleveland, and Detroit is beating the White Sox.  If it wasn’t for the new episode of Doctor Who tonight, today would have been a total loss.

If there’s anything I hate more than pitchers winning despite pitching like crap, it’s pitchers losing despite pitching a great game.  Michael Pineda threw a very, very quality start.  6.0 IP, 7 H, 2 ER, 0 BB, 3 K.  How does that lose?  Oh right, no offense.  We’ll get to that in a moment.  The relief corps did their jobs, holding the Blue Jays in place, but again….no offense.  Doesn’t matter how great your pitching is, if your hitters can’t provide the support, you’ll end up losing every time.

Let’s see…..we got one hit today.  ONE STINKIN’ HIT.  Mark Teixeira hit a double.  Oh wow.  We didn’t just lose, we got embarrassed.  There’s literally nothing else to say.  Hopefully we’ll manage at least two hits next game.

Game 133: We really needed that.

After yesterday’s vomitrocious (I just made that word up.) loss, a win tonight would have been just the palate cleanser we needed, like that gargle of mouthwash you take right after you upchuck.  Thankfully, the Yankees provided the ACT (substitute your mouthwash of choice, of course), and we beat the Blue Jays.  With Baltimore winning, Detroit winning, and Seattle winning, we really needed to come out on top.

Chris Capuano followed up Kuroda’s fantastic outing with one of his own, finishing with 6.1 IP, 8 H, 2 ER, 1 BB, and 4 K.  We’ve been getting some surprisingly good pitching from our rotation of late, it’s just a shame our record hasn’t reflected that.  Warren, Outman, and D-Rob comprised our bullpen, finishing the game by giving up just one hit and striking out two.  I will add that we were sloppy in the field, which led to a Toronto run, as we made two errors.  Jeter had an uncharacteristic oopsie, as did Brett Gardner.  At least neither came back to bite us in the @$$.

Our offense tonight wasn’t great, but six runs is by no means something to scoff at, and after the lackluster showing from our series finale with Detroit, I’m certainly not complaining.  Jacoby Ellsbury, who has been a truly great contribution to our lineup, went 2-5 with 2 RBI, picking up our Offensive Star of the Game.  Martin Prado, Mr. Wheaties, went 2-5, Brian McCann went 1-4, Brett Gardner went 1-3 with an RBI, and Chase Headley went 1-2 with an RBI.  Everybody but Teixeira and Beltran got a hit, so at least it was a well-rounded affair, which is something I consistently harp on with these guys.  Even if we lose, lose despite trying your damnedest to win, just don’t roll over and die.  I’d love to post the Crazy Stein again, so let’s see if we can’t sweep these birds.

Game 132: WordPress was being a pain in the @$$.

As promised, here is the updated/edited game wrap-up post that I have been trying to submit since yesterday afternoon.  I don’t know what the problem was, but my Internet connection wasn’t the real culprit.  I could access most sites without a problem, but for some reason, WordPress just would not go through, no matter how many times I tried.  In a way, I’m glad I had all this time to think about what I’d write here, because when the game ended, I was so angry….all you’d have seen were a bunch of asterisks from the swear words that were filtered out.  To make matters worse, Baltimore won, though fortunately Kansas City did not.  I swear, with this team it’s one step forward, a hundred steps back.

Hiroki Kuroda pitched his tuchus off yesterday afternoon and got precisely bupkis for it.  7.0 IP, 4 H, 2 ER, 1 BB 4 K — that shouldn’t be the line of the losing (or at least no-decision) pitcher.  Dellin Betances pitched a solid 8th in relief, but Shawn Kelley coughed up game-winning sac fly to Alex Avila, and there goes the ballgame.  Depressing.

After Wednesday’s offensive onslaught, I was expecting something a bit more substantial than just two runs on five hits, but with the Yankees anymore it’s feast or famine, never anything in between.  Jacoby Ellsbury went 1-4 with an RBI and Carlos Beltran went 2-4, with Brian McCann getting our other RBI despite going 0-4.  Zealous Wheeler (what a name) went 1-2 as well.  It was an all-around sh!tty game, and there’s nothing that can really be said that’ll make it seem any better.  *sigh*

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