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Game 135: Will idle wonders never cease?

Game in, game out, the Yankees always find new and exciting ways to lose.  Saturday they lost with only one hit, yesterday they lost with 11!  Progress!  I’m not even going to worry about what other teams are winning or losing, because now that it’s September, it doesn’t actually matter anymore.  Barring some kind of cataclysmic realignment of the entire space-time continuum, we’re not making the playoffs this year.  Which kind of sucks to say out loud, but what can you do?  We just have too many problems that we can’t overcome in a month.  Hopefully next season will be much, much different.

Brandon McCarthy pitched the rubber match, and really, didn’t do that poor of a job.  6.0 IP, 5 H, 4 ER, 2 BB, 4 K.  What made it look worse than it was is the fact he gave up three home runs.  They were all solo shots, so the damage wasn’t as bad as it could have been.  The game was still winnable despite that, as Dellin Betances relieved him and didn’t give up any more runs.  Meaning, the damage had been contained.

With 11 hits, you’d think that would have been enough offense to power us past the Jays, who only scored four runs themselves.  Ah, but you’re forgetting that the Yankees are the undisputed kings of leaving runners stranded on base.  Brett Gardner went 3-5 with an RBI, Martin Prado went 2-4, Francisco Cervelli went 2-4 with an RBI, and Chase Headley went 2-3.  Aside from those four that stood out, no one else really did anything.  I’m not even sure I know what I want from the Yankees in their next game, aside from winning.  They score runs, they lose.  They get lots of hits, they lose.  Their starter goes deep into the game, they lose.  Let’s try for a combination of all three but with a win?  Maybe?  Please?

Game 134: One step forward, one hundred steps back.

I’ve said this about the Yankees before, but it’s coming true more and more it seems.  Just when we appear to have all our sh!t together, we completely fall to pieces the next game.  I’m starting to run out of ways to describe it without translating from English into a foreign language.  I love them, but they’re killing me.  Baltimore is tied with Minnesota right now, though they’ll probably win anyway, Kansas City is losing to Cleveland, and Detroit is beating the White Sox.  If it wasn’t for the new episode of Doctor Who tonight, today would have been a total loss.

If there’s anything I hate more than pitchers winning despite pitching like crap, it’s pitchers losing despite pitching a great game.  Michael Pineda threw a very, very quality start.  6.0 IP, 7 H, 2 ER, 0 BB, 3 K.  How does that lose?  Oh right, no offense.  We’ll get to that in a moment.  The relief corps did their jobs, holding the Blue Jays in place, but again….no offense.  Doesn’t matter how great your pitching is, if your hitters can’t provide the support, you’ll end up losing every time.

Let’s see…..we got one hit today.  ONE STINKIN’ HIT.  Mark Teixeira hit a double.  Oh wow.  We didn’t just lose, we got embarrassed.  There’s literally nothing else to say.  Hopefully we’ll manage at least two hits next game.

Game 133: We really needed that.

After yesterday’s vomitrocious (I just made that word up.) loss, a win tonight would have been just the palate cleanser we needed, like that gargle of mouthwash you take right after you upchuck.  Thankfully, the Yankees provided the ACT (substitute your mouthwash of choice, of course), and we beat the Blue Jays.  With Baltimore winning, Detroit winning, and Seattle winning, we really needed to come out on top.

Chris Capuano followed up Kuroda’s fantastic outing with one of his own, finishing with 6.1 IP, 8 H, 2 ER, 1 BB, and 4 K.  We’ve been getting some surprisingly good pitching from our rotation of late, it’s just a shame our record hasn’t reflected that.  Warren, Outman, and D-Rob comprised our bullpen, finishing the game by giving up just one hit and striking out two.  I will add that we were sloppy in the field, which led to a Toronto run, as we made two errors.  Jeter had an uncharacteristic oopsie, as did Brett Gardner.  At least neither came back to bite us in the @$$.

Our offense tonight wasn’t great, but six runs is by no means something to scoff at, and after the lackluster showing from our series finale with Detroit, I’m certainly not complaining.  Jacoby Ellsbury, who has been a truly great contribution to our lineup, went 2-5 with 2 RBI, picking up our Offensive Star of the Game.  Martin Prado, Mr. Wheaties, went 2-5, Brian McCann went 1-4, Brett Gardner went 1-3 with an RBI, and Chase Headley went 1-2 with an RBI.  Everybody but Teixeira and Beltran got a hit, so at least it was a well-rounded affair, which is something I consistently harp on with these guys.  Even if we lose, lose despite trying your damnedest to win, just don’t roll over and die.  I’d love to post the Crazy Stein again, so let’s see if we can’t sweep these birds.

Game 132: WordPress was being a pain in the @$$.

As promised, here is the updated/edited game wrap-up post that I have been trying to submit since yesterday afternoon.  I don’t know what the problem was, but my Internet connection wasn’t the real culprit.  I could access most sites without a problem, but for some reason, WordPress just would not go through, no matter how many times I tried.  In a way, I’m glad I had all this time to think about what I’d write here, because when the game ended, I was so angry….all you’d have seen were a bunch of asterisks from the swear words that were filtered out.  To make matters worse, Baltimore won, though fortunately Kansas City did not.  I swear, with this team it’s one step forward, a hundred steps back.

Hiroki Kuroda pitched his tuchus off yesterday afternoon and got precisely bupkis for it.  7.0 IP, 4 H, 2 ER, 1 BB 4 K — that shouldn’t be the line of the losing (or at least no-decision) pitcher.  Dellin Betances pitched a solid 8th in relief, but Shawn Kelley coughed up game-winning sac fly to Alex Avila, and there goes the ballgame.  Depressing.

After Wednesday’s offensive onslaught, I was expecting something a bit more substantial than just two runs on five hits, but with the Yankees anymore it’s feast or famine, never anything in between.  Jacoby Ellsbury went 1-4 with an RBI and Carlos Beltran went 2-4, with Brian McCann getting our other RBI despite going 0-4.  Zealous Wheeler (what a name) went 1-2 as well.  It was an all-around sh!tty game, and there’s nothing that can really be said that’ll make it seem any better.  *sigh*

Game 131: HOLY OFFENSE, BATMAN!

That was a sorely needed win.  Not simply because we’re chasing Detroit for the 2nd Wild Cart spot, but because we can’t afford to lose too many games now.  We’re at the stage in the season now where wins are at a premium, and we’re playing teams that can’t afford to lose either, so we have to fight, scratch, and claw our way to every possible win that we can.  Baltimore lost last night, so we gained a game on them, and we obviously beat Detroit, so that’s good news on that front.

Shane Greene had a tough assignment — be better than David Price.  Last night, that wasn’t such a tall order.  His final line was 7.0 IP, 5 H, 2 ER, 1 BB, 8 K.  Exactly what we needed from him when we needed it.  Our bullpen gave up a further 3 H and 2 ER, but fortunately our offense built enough of a cushion that it didn’t jeopardize our chances of winning the game.  Speaking of the offense…

I’m of two minds on this.  One, we finally scored more than 4-5 runs, and everyone in the lineup got at least one hit, some two.  Two, we unfortunately scored all our runs in the 3rd inning and didn’t do anything after that.  In a perfect world, we’d have collected those eight runs over the course of the entire game, but the Yankees like to do things spectacularly, whether it’s winning or losing, so we scored them all at once and hoped it would be enough.  With a bullpen that burps up the lead occasionally, one might consider that a potentially foolhardy adventure, but leave it to the Yankees to demonstrate how little faith we sometimes have in them.  The best part of everyone in the lineup getting a hit, is that nearly everyone in the lineup got an RBI, as well.  I won’t single anyone out, because everyone did a great job.  Let’s do it again this afternoon!

Game 130: Nothing lasts forever.

I don’t know if I really have anything good to say about last night’s game.  I suppose I could mention that Toronto lost, so we’ve maintained our distance from them, but Baltimore won, and I honestly don’t think they’re ever going to lose again.  Getting swept by the Cubs must do a number on your pride.  We’re either 2.5 or 3.5 games back for the 2nd Wild Card slot, so rather than catching the Orioles, which I don’t think is going to happen, I hope the Yankees put their efforts into catching Detroit, who currently have that spot.  As such, we need to win this series, no question about it.  If we have any chance of making it to the postseason, which admittedly is far less likely than likely, we need to put the afterburners on in the month of September.

Brandon McCarthy didn’t pitch really bad, but he didn’t throw a good game, either.  It was somewhere in the middle.  He went into the 7th, which is deeper than one would expect given his line, so at least he alleviated some pressure on the bullpen so we didn’t go through as many guys.  6.1 IP 9 H, 5 ER, 2 BB, and 5 K is again, not great, but it’s not completely shit either.  Esmil Rogers relieved him, pitching the rest of the game, giving up 0 H and 0 ER, while striking out three.  Five runs shouldn’t have been an insurmountable lead.  Emphasis on shouldn’t have been.

Our offensive output for the night belonged to Jacoby Ellsbury, who went 3-4 with 2 RBI.  That’s it.  Jeter went 2-4, as did Carlos Beltran, but they were the only other batters to get more than one hit.  You can’t say much about the offense when the offense didn’t do anything.  The worst part is, we had nine hits, same as the Tigers…..only they scored five runs with theirs, while we managed only two.  The fact we went 0-3 with RISP and 5 LOB didn’t help.  We need tonight’s game to be the exact opposite of this one.  We really can’t afford too many more games like this.

Game 129: KC Masterpiece.

Last night’s game was a make-up game from earlier in the season, but it still behooved us to win, as we’re going into a series against the Tigers next.  The worst part of the schedule right now is that I’m forced to root for the Red Sox, as they’re playing Toronto, and I’d like to put some distance between us and them.  Plus, Tampa is playing Baltimore, and the sad thing is, I wish they were still playing the Cubs.  At least the Red Sox helped us out by beating the Blue Jays (you have no idea how much it hurt to type that).

I went into the game hoping we’d get a strong pitching performance out of Pineda, and thankfully we did.  His final line was 6.1 IP, 5 H, 1 ER, 0 BB, 5 K.  His ERA is a nice n’ tidy 1.95.  David Huff came in for relief and pitched the rest of the game, giving up only two hits and striking out one.  It was nice to see a clean, easy, drama-free night of pitching, with no blown leads, no nothing.

I’ve been bitching for a while now that I wanted to see a more well-rounded offensive effort from them, and apparently they tired of my kvetching and whining, because they finally delivered!  Everyone in the starting lineup got at least one hit, and since we clobbered 13 of them, you’d hope that was the case.  Jacoby Ellsbury went 3-5 with 3 RBI, Martin Prado (has this kid been eating his Wheaties?!) went 2-4, Ichiro went 2-4, Derek Jeter went 1-5 with 2 RBI, and Brian McCann went 1-3 with an RBI.  It was heartening to see so many people contributing this time, instead of the same names over and over again.  I hope this continues against Detroit, although I’m not holding my breath.

Game 128: Return of the Crazy Stein!

For those that are new to Yankees Chick, there was a picture I used to post whenever the Yankees would sweep a team, and it was George Steinbrenner on one of the parade floats, in either ’98 or ’99, holding a broom with a maniacal look on his face.  It was dubbed “Crazy Stein” and quickly became tradition.  Since returning to the blog earlier this month, I haven’t had occasion to use it……until now.  So, without further ado, I give you Crazy Stein!

Game 16: Crazy Stein? I hope to post him at least two or three more times before this season finally ends.  To make matters even better, we won in a walk-off!  In extras!  BTW, no matter how dismal our playoff prospects might be, I’m quite heartened by the fact that at least we’re not the Red Sox.  Yeesh.

Chris Capuano toed the rubber for the final game this series, pitching a very respectable 6.0 innings, giving up 3 ER on 6 H, while walking none and striking out 5.  Our bullpen was strong in relief, until David Robertson came in for the save in the 9th and promptly gave up a run, necessitating us going to extras.  I was very disappointed in him, because I know he can pitch better than that.  We’re going on the road next to play some pretty important teams, including Kansas City…..and when was the last time someone could refer to them as an “important team.”  We really need everyone in the rotation and in the bullpen to be at the top of the games at all times.

Well, I didn’t want Martin Prado to yet again have to bear the responsibility of keeping our team in the game, so on that note, I was rather pleased to see it was someone other than him.  On the other hand, blowing your wad in one inning and then doing basically nothing until the last minute is getting kind of stale and tiresome.  I know, I know….how could I possibly be upset that we lost?  I’m not upset that we lost, rather, I’m unhappy at our inconsistent play forcing us to win in this manner more often than we should.  Brian McCann came in as a PH in the 10th and smacked a 3-run HR to right field, so he undoubtedly wins Offensive Star of the Game, but honorable mention goes to Ichiro, who went 2-4 with 2 RBI.  Their combined 5 RBI were enough to win the game, but again….let’s spread it out a bit more, fellas. 

Game 127: Foolproof.

We’ve won three in a row now, so I’m not sure whether I should knock on wood, find a four-leaf clover, cut the foot off a rabbit (I would never actually do that — bunnies are cute!), but we’ve certainly been quite lucky, and I’m only worried about when it’ll finally run out.  In other AL East news, the Cubs beat the Orioles (again), the Red Sox lost (again), and the Rays lost.  We’re now 7.0 GB of Baltimore, and I don’t know how many games back for the 2nd wild card slot, but it’s probably a lot. 

Hideki Kuroda threw a great game, going 6.0 innings, giving up only 2 ER on 5 H, while walking two and striking out six.  A very solid, quality start, which is precisely what need from everyone right now as we head into the final month of the season.  David Robertson also collected his 34th save of the year as well, nearly striking out the side.  There’s not much else to say about the pitching this time, as no one shit the bed.  Miracle of miracles.

The offense was pretty much non-existent again, aside from a few people.  I know the entire lineup isn’t going to go 5-5 every game, but when it’s the same people over and over again being the only ones who who can muster up any production, it starts to get old.  Carlos Beltran went 2-4 with an RBI and Martin Prado went 3-4 with 2 RBI.  You’ve been reading that kid’s name a lot in this blog, because it seems like every day, he’s either raking at the plate or single-handedly winning us the game.  Let’s hope the next game is more of the same, in the “Yankees win” sense, as opposed to the “one guy does everything” sense.

Game 126: Walk-off.

Hot damn, late-inning breaks go OUR way this time!  I can’t remember the last time we had a walk-off win, and since wins are at a premium for us at the moment, it made this extra special.  The White Sox are a poor team, so I hoped we wouldn’t need to resort to late-inning heroics to take the game, but since the Yankees can’t be bothered to score more than 3 or 4 runs a game, we have to work with what we get.  The second best part of tonight’s slate of games is that the Cubs, the poor, poor Cubs, beat the Orioles.  I KNOW.  I couldn’t believe it either.  My hometown team always finds a way to come someone’s aid, and this time it was ours.

Our rotation has been a bit of a dog’s breakfast, or catch as catch can if you want to use another metaphor.  Shane Greene took the mound tonight, giving us a serviceable performance — 5.0 IP, 9 H, 3 ER, 2 BB, 7 K.  Not great, but not awful, either.  I think “middling” is a good word to describe it.  Shawn Kelley, Dellin Betances, and David Robertson made up the relief core, giving up a total of 2 H, 0 ER, and 6 K with no walks.  D-Rob ended up with the win, as he was the pitcher of record when Martin Prado singled with the bases loaded, scoring Ichiro.

Speaking of Martin, he went 2-5 with 3 RBI, which is 75% of our entire offensive output all night.  Jacoby Ellsbury went 2-4 with an RBI, which makes up the other 25%.  Am I the only one bothered by that?  Not the fact we won, but the fact that our offense is so woeful, two people are solely responsible for the reason we won the game.  Some of these guys are killing me.  I shouldn’t ask for more than 4 runs tomorrow, because we’ll end up getting shut out, but it would be nice if we managed to actually score, and score with some authority.  Come on fellas, I know you can do it.

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