Apparently Alex is opting out.

Oh goody.  Boy, this off-season is getting BETTER AND BETTER.  I really have nothing to say about this.  I really don't.  I bet our other key free-agent signings are just chomping at the bit to stick around.  What the **** is this team going to look like come April?
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They better offer him something.  I don't care what.  Offer him a seat in the Governor's mansion, a permanent dinner reservation at the Russian Tea Room and sole possession of the Statue of Liberty.  Tell him we'll rename the new Yankee Stadium after him and put his likeness on all the hats.  I don't care what.  Drive a truck of money to his house and dump it on the lawn.   
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BTW, congrats to the Red Sox for winning the WS.  That was pretty keen of you.  This f-cking day cannot possibly get better.  Wait......maybe Tony LaRussa will be named our new manager.  Let the circus begin!